SUP DORKS!

STILL STUCK AT A DESK WONDERING “WHEN'S MY TURN?”

It’s now. Kinda. Almost. Hop on the waitlist for The Exit Plan Roadmap - a super doable, 6-week program COMING SOON made to help you actually leave your 9-5 and build the business you’ve been daydreaming about.

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NOT A COURSE YOU'LL FORGET TO FINISH. NOT A BUNCH OF HYPE WITH NO PLAN.

Just the step-by-step stuff you actually need to get your business off the ground, without the burnout spiral so you can stop second-guessing, start building, and finally make your move.

Here’s what you’ll do inside:

 

  • Rewire your mindset so you don’t self-sabotage every time things get real

  • Figure out who you’re actually trying to help (and what they’ll pay for)

  • Build a brand that feels like you and speaks to them

  • Get your business stuff legit (finances, systems, tools, we got you)

  • Show up online like a real one, even if you still have a day job

  • Create simple systems that make sales feel like second nature

I'M IN!
Dork Social Club - The Exit Plan Roadmap

YOU'LL VIBE WITH THIS IF...

  • You’ve had a “coming soon” in your bio for, like, a year
  • You’re so done with freebie spirals and DIY chaos
  • You want your brand to stand out without selling your soul
  • You don’t want to wing it anymore, you want a plan
  • You’re craving structure, but only if it comes with good vibes and room to be your weird self

1.

Clarity That Actually Moves You Forward

This workshop cuts through the noise and gives you a clear brand, a defined audience, and offers people actually want. No more spinning your wheels, just focused, forward momentum.

 2.

A Real Plan to Replace Your Paycheck

The Exit Plan Roadmap isn’t just about passion, it’s about profit. You'll walk away with a real, step-by-step strategy to grow your business and finally make your 9–5 exit feel possible (and doable).

3.

Confidence to Show Up Like a Pro (Even While You’re Side Hustling)

This workshop helps you build the mindset, systems, and structure to show up like a business owner, even if you’re still building your dream on nights and weekends.

WHY GET ON THE WAITLIST?

You’ll be the first to know when we open the doors

  • You might get a juicy early-bird bonus 

  • You’ll get sneak peeks before anyone else

  • And you’ll officially be part of the “not just talking about it anymore” crew

This is your gentle nudge (or loving shove) to finally make moves.

Let’s build your business  *your way* and actually get you out of that 9–5.